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TOP 10 RETIREMENT JOKES »
Top 10 best retirement jokes web sites rated by the LoveToKnow editors.
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Pruneville.com
"Where laughter doesn't require teeth". Hilarious site with
jokes and
comic strips for the retired crowd.
Check out the online store featuring funny books and movies for seniors.
Sign up for the free newsletters for weekly tips, articles, jokes and
updates. |
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Amazon
Leading retailer with a massive selection of books and other products
related to jokes and retirement. Includes titles such as
400 Greatest Jokes for Financial Professionals and
What You Don't Know About Retirement: A Funny Retirement Quiz. |
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Mabels
Search the full list of retirement topics such
retirement jokes and quotes,
nostalgia
section and a wide variety of topics related to retirement, such as
retiring abroad, best vitamins and minerals, live-in care, best pension
advice and probate and wills. |
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Wellhaven
Extensive online collection of gifts for seniors. Gifts that are perfect for
that person in your life who is getting ready to retire, such as a framed
retirement poem, a retirement cotton throw blanket and a bingo game. Get
details on shipping in your area. |
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RetirementJoke.com
Categorized listing of jokes based on retirement topics. Jokes about
elderly drivers,
on senility and
on being old. Also browse through categories like
over the hill jokes, the nursing home, and many "you know you're getting old
when" jokes. |
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Gifts for Geezers
A variety of gifts for retirees, over the hill gifts with sections
for him and her. Also has over the hill party ideas including a celebrity geezers theme,
Diggin' Up Bones theme and some simple party ideas
when you don't have time to plan an extravagant party. |
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Jokes Duniya
Free and one of the largest collections of archived retirement jokes on the
Internet. This site allows visitors to vote on jokes and rate them from 1-5
stars. You can also send a favorite joke to your friends.
Submit
your favorite joke or view the
top 10 jokes of the month. |
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The Game
Girl: Retirement Party
Looking for some great ideas for an upcoming retirement party? The Game Girl
has some great ideas, such as the game "This Was Your Office Life". Party411
also has ideas for
decorations,
invitations and party favors. Or personalize the party with
candy
bar wrappers. |
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RetirementLetterAdvisor.com
Offers a variety of information and jokes,
humor,
sentiments and more on retirement. Read about writing a retirement
toast and speech. |
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Retirement Party Supplies
Geared toward helping plan a retirement party as well as find the perfect
joke gift for the retiree. You can also find
retirement party games and
retirement gift baskets. Check out the comical crying towel that says
"Retired--Tears of Joy--Crying Towel". |
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David Letterman on Bill Gates' Retirement
Video of David Letterman on the topic of Bill Gates' retirement. This fun
blog called "Life After Coffee" also offers topics such as
fun and games,
music and
food.
In the food category alone, there are more than 36 articles in categories
such as recipes, cooking and coffee. |
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Crazy Piglet
Tons of different jokes, trivia and flash animations having to do with
retirement. Check out the
flash
animation of retirement day where the Mal-mart Greeter collector comes
by to pick up the retiring man. Hilarious! |
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Aha
Jokes!
Little known trivia, speeches and jokes about retirement and old age. Offers
a funny feature of the day. Old age joke topics include
professions,
being hard of
hearing, you know you're
over the hill
when... And a hilarious
ode to cranky men. |
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Retirement Gift Shop
A fun site offering various retirement gag gifts such as
retirement pills that claims that work is for "over achievers", or a tiny
retirement fund jar or choose from a wide variety of
tee shirts and caps. Get
information on payment and shipping policies. |
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Funny Joke about Retirement Income
A detailed and illustrated story about a couple and their retirement
planning. The story is funny but retirement planning is no joke, so this
site also offers useful resources, such as retirement investments and a free
retirement planning course. Be sure to check out the
retirement planning article. |
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Four Eyes Joke Shop: Retirement Gifts
Site focuses solely on jokes and gag gifts, including a complete line of
retirement gags. Check out the official retired parking permit. Also offers
a joke
of the week. Thinking about pulling a retirement prank but not sure if
it will work? Ask their
prank solvers and they will give you additional ideas. |
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Bumper Stickers
& One-Liners
Find a plethora of information on retirement and old age jokes, bumper
sticker sayings and one-liners. Be sure to check out the
slightly
senior moments. The
romantic
one-liners are hilarious and the best one-liners are in the section
called "If
the Shoe Doesn't Fit, Stuff It". |
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Rosemary
Company
Site offers many different games and gag gifts, including a large number of
retirement related items. Listed by category or manufacturer. Some of the
more popular items include the
Shoestring Retirement Kit gag gift and the
retirement countdown clock. |
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Retirement Community Joke
Site offers a hilarious joke about a retired man and a retirement community
that can be retold to retired friends. Also check out articles about
choosing the right retirement community,
property taxes by each state and
questions to ask a retirement community
before moving there. |
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Funny Retirement T-Shirts & Gifts
Online tee shirt seller offers additional retirement gifts. Search by type
of gift, such as tee shirts, hats, stickers and pet gifts or search by
category such as retirement, seniors, over the hill or grandma.
Visit the
community while you're there to get more gift and joke ideas. |
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