Are you looking for a worthy wine caption for your Instagram post or a witty remark to pair with the pino you are gifting a friend? We are serving up over 140 wonderful wine and winery captions to make sure that everyone has a grape day!
Funny Wine Captions to Make a Splash in Any Situation
If you're looking to give people a riesling to smile, these comical wine captions are sure to cheer anyone up who is feeling merlot!
- Taking time to stop and smell the rosé.
- It's a grape day to be alive!
- How merlot can you go?
- You're the wine that I want!
- Come sip with us!
- Life is wine-derful.
- Hakuna moscato! I have no worries!
- Clearly we are not keeping a merlot profile!
- Everything happens for a riesling.
- Anytime with wine is simply de-vine!
- Rescuing the wine trapped in this bottle!
- Loving the wine that I'm with!
- Chardonnay or should I go?
- Adulting? Wine not!
- Come have a glass! We’ll make you an offer decant refuse.
Witty Wine Captions for Your Next Happy Hour
Wanting to find more pour-fect words to go with your wine-centric social posts? We have a crate full of cheeky sayings and witty expressions to create the perfect pairing!
- Winding down with wine
- Vino for life
- Save water, drink wine
- Wine not?
- It's Wine o'clock!
- I decant even
- Love at first sip
- Wine time, please
- Either give me more wine or leave me alone.
- On Cloud Wine
- Splashing that juice
- But first, wine
- Drink wine, feel fine
- I don't give a sip.
- Life is what happens between coffee and wine.
- It's always the right time for a glass of wine.
- Wine like you mean it.
- Wine smiles all around
- Shining with wine
- Just another moment in wine
Wondrous Wine Captions for Drinking With Friends
Is there anything better than sharing a bottle of vino with great friends? These wine captions can show off your best times with your partners in wine.
- Wining with the best
- A bottle to share
- Good friends, better wine
- Friends who sip together stay together
- I'll bring out the good stuff for you.
- One glass for you, one glass for me
- Hanging with my best grape friends
- Wine brings people together
- Community in wine
- Great minds drink alike
- Celebrate with bubbles
- You, me, and wine for life
- Dine together, wine together
- Friends through a shared love of bubbles
- You like wine too? Let's be friends.
- Why would I wine with anyone else?
- Waiting for my partner in wine
- Our friendship is like an aged Bordeaux.
- Saving the best bottle for my BFF
- You're my DOCG friend for life.
Instagram Wine Captions for Those More Sophisticated Drink Posts
Is your grape juice shot hitting the gram? Choose the perfect wine Instagram caption for your photo to make all your followers thirsty!
- Keep calm and sip on.
- Mind blowing bottle
- Keep it natural.
- Fermented grape juice
- Glou glou hour
- Nouveau new new
- A glass now, a glass later
- Thirsty Thursday
- By the bottle or by the glass?
- Everyday juice
- Splish splash
- I promise I'm here for more than the label.
- Crisp and cool, like me on a first date
- Bubbles all day, every day
- Cougar juice
- Wine of the day
- My body is 50% wine, 50% water.
- Wine up
- Wine shopping is the best shopping.
- Wine Cellar Be Like...
- Art in a bottle
- Glasses are overrated.
Wine-Tasting Captions for Your Fantastic Flights
Training to become a somm or just playing along? These descriptors can serve as the perfect quick quotes to capture your tasting experience.
- Old-vine beauty
- Tasting the terroir
- Wine fair life
- Sip, Spit, Repeat
- Wine flight
- Taste the world
- Fruit-forward, please
- So many wines, so little time
- Tame the tannins
- Bring the acid
- Feelin' the mouthfeel
- Juicy Juice
- Sunshine in a glass
- Tour and taste
- Pour me another
- Racy Acidity
- Taste buds transformed
- Bursting bubbles
- Brimming with flavor
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Smooth & Specific Wine Captions to Tantalize Any Palate
These playful, varietal-specific sayings are fun and witty, just like that Beaujolais you're drinking.
- Vibing with my Valpolicella.
- I only drink Franciacorta.
- St. Laurent is my religion.
- Pass the Pinot Noir.
- Vinho Verde summer
- Grenache groupie
- Pinot Grigio girl
- Riesling like you mean it
- Bordeaux life
- Wednesdays were made for Weißburgunder.
- Show me the Barolo.
- When in doubt, Prosecco.
- There is no bad time for Champagne.
- It's just another Malbec Monday.
- Don't fret. Falanghina.
- Rosé All Day
- Moscato makes my world go round.
- Cab Sauving my way through life
- Chardonnay your way around
A Varietal of Vineyard & Winery Captions to Show Off Your Visit
Back that glass up! You can't simply grab a wine caption when you are visiting a vineyard! These winning winery captions are perfect for your visit to the vines.
- Sweet child of vine, I want to make you mine.
- We heard through the grapevine that this place was a bottle full of fun!
- From vine to glass.
- Freshly squeezed juice is always the best!
- They asked if I would make it out to the winery — when there is a wine, there is a way!
- Who can resist a [type of wine] from [winery name]? Great minds drink alike!
- Grapes are my main squeeze.
- Sorry ... we are at the vineyard! Alcohol you later.
- Talk about an exciting field trip!
- This place is really casking a spelling on me!
- Poppin' bottles in the vines!
- Wineries make you look at the world through rosé-colored glasses.
- The forecast calls for a 100% chance of wine at the vineyard!
- Savoring the sweetness of grapes off the vine.
- Not all heroes wear grapes, but farmers sure should.
- You should never keep things bottled up for long.
- Just getting a dose of antioxidants from the source!
- Wine is life when you own a vineyard. Thinking of making a career change.
- This is the best winery, beyond any chateau of doubt.
- Wineries — talk about a barrel full of fun!
- I don't always drink wine, but when I do, it's [name of the vineyard + type of wine].
- Look who we ran into at the vineyard! I guess you could say that grape minds think alike!
Wine Captions Are Perfect for Any Occasion
No matter what you're drinking, who you're drinking with, or where you are drinking it, there is a drinking caption out there for you. Choose the right one for your best friend, your bottle of Bordeaux, or your wine tasting in Burgundy.