Few things can make you giggle like a school kid faster than Christmas song parodies. The unique takes on old classics can be a great way to make your spirits bright during the more stressful parts of the season.
We've dug up some classic Christmas song parodies, along with some newer versions to make sure that everyone is as jolly as Old Sait Nick! Just keep in mind that some of these remakes may not be suitable for children or may be considered offensive by others.
Old Christmas Chestnuts: Christmas Parody Songs From Our Youth
You've probably hummed one of these tunes throughout the years, and now it's time to learn these funny Christmas parody lyrics. Check out these familiar and humorous Christmas songs that'll take you back in time.
Jingle Bells, Batman Smells
Children fond of Batman comics changed the lyrics of "Jingle Bells" to a nonsensical little taunt referred to as "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells," which is still sung today. It covers Batman and Robin, and their arch-nemesis, The Joker, all with silly lyrics making light fun of their antics. Many other variations exist, all with similar phrasing.
We Three Kings
Another parody is to the tune of "We Three Kings." It involves cigar smoking, explosions, and a somewhat morbid death for the kings in the song.
12 Days of Christmas Parodies
Parodies of the "12 Days of Christmas" abound! These three older examples are still sure to elicit a chuckle.
- The "Twelve Daze of Christmas" by Fay McKay and "12 Drunken Days of Christmas" by Foster Brooks made previous generations chuckle with the knowledge of the effects of a few spiked eggnogs.
- Bob Rivers is a famous Christmas parody songwriter. His "Twelve Pains of Christmas" pokes fun at the not-so-fun aspects of the holidays, like "rigging up the lights", in-laws, and post-Christmas bills. He has many albums, including "Twisted Christmas" and "Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire."
I'll Be Cloned for Christmas
D.M. Goldstein's "I'll Be Cloned for Christmas" is one of the most classic Christmas songs with funny lyrics mixed in. The words are set to the melody of "I'll Be Home for Christmas" and speak of the need for three clones to help with the hustle and bustle of the season, from working to shopping to partying. Anyone caught up in the rush of the holiday season will certainly appreciate it!
God Rest We Weary Working Moms
Set to the melody of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen", this parody was written for frazzled working moms everywhere. "God Rest We Weary Working Moms" hilariously captures how moms also need a little rest and relaxation during the holidays
Video Christmas Song Parodies
Videos add another dimension to holiday song parodies, and they range from mildly amusing to downright hilarious. Sometimes a favorite carol is parodied, other times a popular song is redone with a jolly Christmas twist! Either way, the results are entertaining.
All I Want for Christmas Is Food
Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" is a wildly popular holiday tune that has been parodied by a number of sources. In this version, Doug the Pug makes it clear what's on his Christmas list.
Ugly Christmas Sweater
"Bang Bang" was a monster hit for Jessie J., Ariana Grande, and Nicki Minaj, which is all the more reason to replace the usual lyrics with some very clever ones about the much-maligned Christmas sweater. Watch this trio offer up some Christmas spirit.
O Christmas Tree Oh 21st Century
Being green isn't easy. At least that's what one dad finds out when he tries to put up a holiday tree for his environmentally conscious daughter in this parody version of the classic "O Christmas Tree."
Wrecking Ball Parody (Deck the Halls)
Regardless of whether you're a fan of Miley Cyrus and her mega-hit "Wrecking Ball," you're bound to find this parody hilarious. Be forewarned, there's a scene with a topless Santa swinging on a giant ornament that you just might find a little disturbing.
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen
In this parody of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen," a hapless fellow falls victim to a prankster who thought it would be funny to switch the public restroom signs. You'll also get a kick out of the college quartet who perform the song with a great deal of animation.
Rock 108 also has a collection of Christmas song parodies and novelty songs that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Top features include Bob and Doug McKenzie's "12 Days of Christmas" and South Park's "Ding Fries Are Done," a ridiculous parody of "Carol of the Bells."
Make Your Own Christmas Parody Songs
You know the melodies! Now try making up funny lyrics to some of your favorite carols. Most are easy to rhyme and if you include family inside jokes, you might create new hilarity! Here are a few entertaining Christmas songs with funny lyrics that we came up with!
Santa Claus Is Dropping Some Pounds
Santa Claus may be coming to town, but he is greeting cookies with a frown! This Christmas song parody of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" describes Old Saint Nick's latest diet attempt!
You'd better not bake,
You'd better not fry,
Don't set out any cake,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is dropping some pounds.
He's avoiding all cookies,
And checking his scale,
He's waiting for Tae-Bo,
To come in the mail,
Santa Claus is dropping some pounds!
Christmas Travel Fiasco
Christmas time is filled with terrible travel woes. This little ditty is to the tune of "O Christmas Tree" and details the things that we're all thinking about when going anywhere for the holidays.
Oh, Christmas travel, Oh Christmas travel,
You really are a headache.
Oh, Christmas travel, Oh Christmas travel,
All excursions feel like a mistake.
From security lines,
to traffic jams,
to mall parking lot mayhem,
and airport trams.
No matter where I seem to go,
I find myself moving slow,
Oh, Christmas travel, Oh Christmas travel,
You really make getting places a fiasco.
Christmas Shopping List
We have all been there. Waiting until the last second to get our holiday shopping done. Will we find the gifts we need? This song follows the tune of "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree!"
Rockin’ around the entranceway,
Of the mall parking lot.
Hoards of people everywhere,
When is this nonsense going to stop?
Rockin’ around the department store,
We finally made it in,
Too bad everyone is fighting,
Over the final items in the bin!
But you will get a sentimental feeling when you hear,
What I got for my baby boy,
The very last Paw Patrol toy!
Rockin’ around the Christmas tree,
It’s a happy holiday,
Everyone can stop stressin’,
Because my toddler is about to say YAY!
Mr. Scrooge's 12 Days of Christmas Gifts
Christmas is a magical time, or at least it is supposed to be, but sometimes the holidays bring some headaches. This song, set to the tune of the "12 Days of Christmas," details some of these moments of mayhem.
On the first day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the second day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the third day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Six hours in holiday traffic,
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
A seven hundred dollar electric bill,
Six hours in holiday traffic,
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Eight pounds of fruitcake,
A seven hundred dollar electric bill,
Six hours in holiday traffic,
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Nine out-of-tune carolers,
Eight pounds of fruitcake,
A seven hundred dollar electric bill,
Six hours in holiday traffic,
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Ten feet of snow,
Nine out-of-tune carolers,
Eight pounds of fruitcake,
A seven hundred dollar electric bill,
Six hours in holiday traffic,
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Eleven ugly Christmas sweaters,
Ten feet of snow,
Nine out-of-tune carolers,
Eight pounds of fruitcake,
A seven hundred dollar electric bill,
Six hours in holiday traffic,
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Mr. Scrooge gave to me
Twelve glasses of eggnog to forget the (sung quickly)
Eleven ugly Christmas sweaters,
Ten feet of snow,
Nine out-of-tune carolers,
Eight pounds of fruitcake,
A seven hundred dollar electric bill,
Six hours in holiday traffic,
Five gifts on back order,
Four blinking strings of lights,
Three batches of burnt cookies,
Two surprise house guests, and
A cat that peed on my tree.
A Fun Twist to Christmas Songs
Everyone who celebrates the Christmas holiday enjoys listening to classic Christmas songs, but hearing the same songs over and over gets boring fast. Include a funny Christmas song parody or two in your Christmas playlist for a few chuckles and to give you a much-needed smile during the hectic holiday season!
