If you're garden-obsessed, finding creative garden captions is a never-ending quest. Chances are that you're snapping photos every day, so you're always on the lookout for the perfect thing to say. Whether you're feeling cute, thoughtful, funny, or snarky, you're sure to find the perfect gardening caption to reflect your plant-fed passion.
Gardening Captions for Instagram
Do you love to share selfies of yourself at work in your garden? These captions are a great way to highlight how you do you.
- Makin' it grain.
- Plowin' ahead.
- Feelin' a bit seedy.
- Keepin' it composted.
- It's just a little root rot.
- Have shovel, will garden.
- Gardening feeds my soul.
- It's time to row in the trowel.
- Keepin' it real with plant therapy.
- Just me and my low-hanging fruit.
- Measurin' my worth in garden dirt.
- I don't have a horticulture problem.
- All mulched up and everywhere to grow.
- Might as well face it, I'm addicted to plants.
- If growing plants is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Captions to Describe a Gardener
Whether you're describing yourself or another enthusiastic gardener, use these sayings to describe a person who's been blessed with a green thumb.
- Grow girl.
- Dirt poor.
- Plays in dirt.
- Farmer light.
- Tomato snob.
- Baby bloomer.
- Seedling sower.
- Plant whisperer.
- Community tiller.
- Flower empowerer.
- Full-sun worshipper.
- Spends money on dirt.
- Will work for compost.
- Green-thumb goddess.
- Loves to toil in the soil.
- Sprouts in every season.
- Has a favorite brand of dirt.
- One-woman farmer's almanac.
- Just a girl and her watering can.
- Never complains about the rain.
Snarky Gardening Sayings
Do you deal with little digs from people who couldn't keep from killing a cactus? Return their snark with these snappy garden-themed sayings.
- Lilac it or leave it.
- Don't orchid yourself.
- I'm a proud garden hoe.
- That really pots my soil.
- Don't take me for planted.
- Wouldn't you like to grow...
- Plants are better than people.
- Have you got ants in your plants?
- Yes, I really do need all of these plants.
- Your family eats store-bought produce.
- Don't be such a pain in the greenhouse glass.
- I can turn dirt into food. What's your superpower?
- Gardeners don't let friends eat store-bought produce.
- Don't come crying to me when your bagged lettuce gets recalled.
Captions About Tending a Garden
Your gorgeous garden didn't get that way all by itself. Share the joy of the journey behind the fruits of your labor with these captions.
- No spore left behind.
- Did you miss me mulch?
- Sowing the seeds of love.
- I never met a worm I didn't like.
- Gardening really gets me growing.
- If you water them, seeds will grow.
- Growing things is my superpower.
- Companion plants make me smile.
- Some of my best friends are fronds.
- These are the weeds that try our soil.
- Chlorophyll makes the magic happen.
- A little horticulture never hurt anyone.
- There's no such thing as too much mulch.
- There's no better therapy than growing a garden.
- Add compost to clay; soon rich soil will be on the way.
- Gardening is about striking the right balance between weeding and seeding.
Sweet Seedling Captions
Remind people that the horticultural miracle that is your garden started with a few tiny seeds with these sweet seedling captions.
- Release the roots.
- Bursting at the roots.
- Rootbound and about to burst.
- Small, but bursting with potential.
- Greenhouse-grown and proud of it.
- This little sprout is what it's all about.
- Tomorrow's salad started with a seed.
- There's no such thing as a bad seedling.
- Volunteer seedlings are easy come, easy grow.
- Seedlings don't know that failure is an option.
- One seed a day will keep the bad harvest away.
- Proud plant parent to a thousand little seedlings.
- Every harvest begins with a few strong seedlings.
- Seedlings don't know any better, so they succeed.
- If you plant more seedlings than you kill, a harvest is inevitable.
- Nothing will stop this seed from being as great as it was meant to be.
Vegetable Garden Captions
There's something amazing and empowering about growing your own food! Share the magic with these vegetable garden-inspired captions.
- Act your cabb-age.
- Eat it before it bolts.
- Cole crops fill the gap.
- Real food isn't symmetrical.
- How does your broccoli grow?
- I'm going to be sorrel tomorrow.
- Seed today, vegetable tomorrow.
- Lettuce ask the questions, alright.
- Home-grown food feeds your soul.
- This corn is greening from ear to ear.
- Kale: the little condiment that could.
- Take good care of the land that feeds you.
- Reap what you sow and eat what you grow.
- Why grow grass where you could be growing food?
- Growing your own food gives you control over your fuel.
- There's no better bargain than growing your own kitchen garden.
Tea and Herb Garden Captions
Whether you're growing herbs to flavor your food, make your own tea, or attract pollinators, these captions will highlight their unique beauty.
- Flavor grows here.
- I'll make you a dill.
- Pollinator herb-itat.
- Doin' the plant chive.
- Kickin' weeds to the herb.
- Let the good thymes grow.
- Basil today, pesto tomorrow.
- Walk chamomile in my shoes.
- Herb gardens add spice to life.
- I've got an herb to pick with you.
- This herb garden was mint to be.
- Echinacea cures whatever ails you.
Flower Garden Captions for Instagram
Growing flowers is like waving your magic wand (doing a lot of hard work) and watching the beauty unfold. Fill your page with flower power using these flower-focused sayings.
- Perennial power.
- Blessed with blooms.
- Feel the flower power.
- Breathe in the blooms.
- Make room for blooms.
- Lookin' for a cone to pick.
- These blooms really scent me.
- These blooms are aster-nomical.
- There is power in growing flowers.
- Perennials root where they're planted.
- Edible flowers are meant to be devoured.
- Blooming flowers are Mother Nature's smiles.
- All things sweet and mellow and dandelion yellow.
Inspirational Garden Captions
If you can't find inspiration in a garden, you aren't looking very hard. Share the magical inspiration of gardening with these inspirational captions.
- Garden joy is in the journey.
- Feed your garden; recharge your soul.
- Miracles happen in the garden every day.
- If you need a lesson in patience, grow a garden.
- A garden is a little slice of heaven here on earth.
- Tending your garden is a way to take care of your soul.
- Anywhere there is light and love is a place a garden can grow.
- Growing a garden is proof that there is a time for every purpose.
- When you grow a garden, you have a front-row seat to the miracle of life.
- If you need to be reminded that the universe is unfolding as it should, grow a garden.
- If one tiny seed can produce an endless supply of beauty, just imagine what you can do in the right conditions.
Balcony and Container Garden Captions
You don't have to have a big yard, or any at all, to build yourself a beautiful garden. Be an evangelist for small-space growing with these captions about gardening in containers.
- How does your garden flow?
- All you need is a pot to plant in.
- There's nowhere to grow but up.
- Big plants come in small packages.
- Balcony gardens were made to cascade.
- A container garden is a gateway drug to a hobby farm.
- Container gardens are limited only by your imagination.
- If you're going to plant mint, be sure to keep it contained.
- The happiest plants are the ones that are just hanging out.
- An empty container is a garden looking for a place to happen.
Funny Garden Captions
If you snap a bunch of pictures, there are sure to be several that cry out for a silly caption. That's why no collection of captions is complete without some funny turns of phrase.
- It's not a compost pile; it's a botany bin.
- Crocs are always in fashion in the garden.
- Nothing says gardener like dirty fingernails.
- Why yes, I did just buy a ton of poop. What of it?
- There's no shame in wearing gardening galoshes.
- I may not have a pot to piss in, but I do have one to plant in.
- It's not the size of your garden that matters but how much it grows.
- What do you mean there are no mushrooms in that mushroom compost?
- You know you're a real gardener if you cheer when you see a worm in the dirt.
- You know you're a serious gardener when you ask your neighbors for their grass clippings.
Catchy Garden Phrases
Catchphrases make terrific captions. Your followers won't soon forget these cleverly cultivated catchy sayings
- Save the spores.
- Snip, root, grown.
- Grow me a garden.
- Weed, seed, repeat.
- Green like a garden.
- Loam is all we need.
- Please romaine seated.
- Green gets me growing.
- A snip in time saves the vine.
- A watered garden quickly grows.
Home and Garden Captions
Inspire your friends and family to start their own gardens with these home and garden-themed captions.
- Love my yardy place.
- The yard is my canvas.
- Welcome to my biome.
- Be an exterior decorator.
- Go ahead, mulch my yard.
- Garden party in the backyard.
- Rhizome is where the heart is.
- Paradise by the backyard light.
- The only mancave I need is a garden shed.
- Gardener's toil today to experience joy tomorrow.
Capture the Joys of Gardening in a Phrase
If you're looking for a way to capture all that gardening can be in a phrase, you've surely come to the right place. Whether you stick with photo captions or branch out into scrapbooks or garden signs, these botanical sayings are sure to be a hit with your followers (and fellow gardeners)!
