Twins share a special, often unexplainable bond for eternity. Being by each other's side, in soul and spirit, is the only thing they've ever known. These twin quotes celebrate the love, the hijinks, and that secret sauce that makes being a twin so darn incredible.
Funny Quotes for Parents of Twins
Sometimes, to survive the crazy parenthood journey, all you can do is laugh — and twin parents know this better than most. While multiples can give you a run for your money (and boy will they), conquering the early years will make you feel like you can do anything. These funny quotes for twin parents are so true and oh-so relatable.
- Being a twin parent means never leaving the house again without looking like you're moving house.
- Parenting twins means that you've created your very own little army that will spend the next 18 years revolting against you.
- While twin parents pray for silence all day long, there is nothing more frightening than the moment the sounds cease. Only then do you know those twins are up to no good.
- When you discover you are expecting twins, it's like the universe said, "Let's see what you are really made of."
- Parenting twins means you'll never love so hard and sleep so little.
- I grew two humans at once. That's my superpower.
- You can't scare me. I'm currently raising twins.
- Parents carry the weight of the world. Twin parents carry a lot more than that.
- If you're expecting twins, be sure to ask for things like naps, patience, and prayers on your baby registry.
- Raising twins: It was a good day if everyone is still there at the day's end.
- You're not inducted into the identical twin parents order until you've mixed up their names at least once.
- Other parents love twin moms and dads because they've always got extras.
- Filing taxes may be hard, but raising twins is harder.
Funny Quotes About Being a Twin
If you're a twin, you know your sibling is the best thing and the worst thing to ever happen to you. These hilarious quotes on the twin experience hit the nail on the head when it comes to spending a life sharing your stuff (and sometimes your face)!
- Having another person know your every thought can be a real gift and a real curse.
- Being a twin means spending your life arguing about who is the original and who is the remix.
- Having a twin means always having someone to blame.
- You don't know how wild you can be until you bicker with an identical twin over who's smarter.
- Cross one of us, and it'll be both you have to deal with.
- You can try to break into our secret twin circle, but it's going to be difficult.
- The greatest ideas I ever had started with me and ended with my plotting twin.
- Two brains cooking up mischief 24-7. That's what it's like having a twin.
- When people ask if we are natural twins, we say, "Why, yes. Naturally awesome."
- At least we'll never forget each other's birthdays!
- We're double the trouble and double the fun.
- Sharing takes on a whole other meaning when you're a twin.
- Having a twin means getting double the friends for half the work.
- Blessed be the twins who have built-in study buddies.
- You think horror movies are scary? Wait until you see the old VHS of our unique twin speak.
- What's yours is mine, and what's mine is...sometimes yours.
- Who needs the chicken and the egg when you've got the age-old question — who was born first?
- #IVisitedTheWombAndAllIGotWasThisLousyTwin
- We're #twinning!
- We're the Buy 1 Get 1 Free our parents never asked for.
Famous Quotes About the Twin Bond
These wise (and funny) quotes on the twin bond help illustrate just how incredible the experience is for twins... and how challenging it can be for their parents.
- "There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins." - Josh Billings
- "Sometimes miracles come in pairs." - Richard Branson
- "Being a twin is like being born with a best friend." - Tricia Marrapodi
- "In every set of twins, there is one angel, one devil. The right-handed twin tells the truth, the left-handed twin tells lies." - Jandy Nelson
- "After raising twins, you get organized." - Scott Ellis
- "Some twins feel like they need to compare themselves to each other, but we're not that way. That's because of my parents, though, and having six kids in the family." - Ashley Olsen
- "I may be a twin, but I am one-of-a-kind." - Jerry Smith
- "You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike." - Robert Brault
- "Look at identical twins. When you get closer, you start to see the small differences. It all depends on how much you magnify it." - Brian Swanson
- "They're not just sisters and twins. They're best friends, and they care genuinely about each other." - Chelsi Welch
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Heartfelt Twin Quotes to Honor Their Special Relationship
For a twin, nobody's closer to you than the person you shared the womb with. Sharing that instant bond is extremely special. Lucky are those who are a part of the twin bond, and we honor it through these heartfelt sayings.
- A twin doesn't go through life searching for their other half. They were born with it.
- Twice the love, twice the win. You hit the double jackpot when you have twins.
- Twin bonds are the most unbreakable, sacred bonds in the whole world.
- Because I have my twin, I have everything.
- No matter what you do in life, know I am right here beside you, twin.
- Even when distance separates us, we are never far from one another because we live in each other's hearts.
- We are two beautiful flowers that grew on the same stem.
- My twin, you are a shoulder to cry on, a listening ear. Because I have you, there is no sadness or fear.
- No matter what happens in life, our bond is the one constant I can always count on.
- Not only were you the first person I ever met, but you were the first one who taught me love.
- The universe knew you wouldn't know what to do without me, so it made sure we entered it together.
Short-and-Sweet Quotes About Twins
These short and sweet quotes will give any twin or parents of twins the warm and fuzzies. They prove that few words are needed to describe the depth of the twin bond.
- Definition of twin: two bodies, one heart.
- Born with a built-in bestie.
- Twins are double the work and double the joy.
- BFF: Born Forever Friends
- Twins are a wish that came true twice.
- Twins are rare and magical, like a unicorn.
- Twins prove that miracles really do exist.
- Congrats on the twins. You are officially outnumbered now.
- Twin parent here. Send caffeine stat.
- Blessed with a best.
10 Things to Say From One Twin to the Other
Whether you talk every day or have an annual check-in, why not share a quote with your twin? You shared everything in life for years, so why not add a few little words on top of it all?
- Twin, I know that no matter what the world throws my way, you will be in my heart and by my side.
- Twin, do you feel as sorry for all those single-birthed babies as I do?
- If I have to look exactly like somebody else, I'm glad it is you.
- Best of luck to the first person who tries to date one of us.
- Joy is sharing a soul with you.
- Twin, I know you've got my back... and my nose... and eyes... and lips.
- I may have gotten the looks, but thank God you have the brains — I'm going to need them one day.
- You're the best roommate I've ever had, and that's not saying much.
- I'm thinking we should buy companion plots at the cemetery. We came into this world together, so we might as well leave it in the same way.
- I noticed the other day that I'm aging like fine wine, so you must not be doing too badly yourself.
Living the Twin Life Is Like Rolling Doubles Every Day
From the spills, the messes, and the mischief to the snuggles, kisses, and love, twins are double the work and double the fun. They share such a strong bond that it's hard to describe it in words. But these quotes do a great job of capturing the magical relationship between the interconnected life forces that are twins.
