68 Pumpkin Quotes That Will Put Anyone in a Gourd Mood

These pumpkin sayings are the prime way to caption everything pumpkin that pops up this season!

Published September 12, 2023
Woman sits in the forest and holds a pumpkin in her hands

Pumpkins are a prime part of the fall season. From pumpkin-lined porches to the pies that we bake and the spooky jack-o'-lanterns that we all work to make, everyone has an occasion for pumpkin quotes!

Make sure that your gourdgeous displays and delectable sweets are captioned with the perfect pumpkin sayings for all your fantastic fall feats. We have quite the patch to pick from, so don't delay — you're sure to select a smashing saying for any pumpkin-filled day.

Unless otherwise noted, all quotes and sayings are original and written by LoveToKnow Staff. 

Cute Pumpkin Quotes to Caption Any Gourdgeous Day

Short and sweet pumpkin sayings are the premier phrases for social posts. If you're looking for an Instagram-worthy quote, these are sure to give them pumpkin to talk about!

Young woman holding a white pumpkin on a pumpkin patch
  • Perfectly plump in every way!
  • Can you say squash goals?
  • Say hollow to my little friends. 
  • Got gourds?
  • Pumped for pumpkins!
  • Grateful for glorious gourds.
  • Enjoying the fruits of our labor, while they are still ripe.
  • Once fall begins, the first thing you need to pick up is a pumpkin.
  • The sweetness of the season would not exist without pumpkins.
  • Wearing white after Labor Day only works when you are a perfectly pale pumpkin.

Pumpkin Spice Quotes to Flavor Up Your Fall

When PSLs return to the Starbucks menu, you know that the autumn season has begun. Show off your seasonal sips with these spicy pumpkin quotes about America's favorite fall drink!

  • It is time for pumpkin spice and everything nice!
  • Pumpkin is the spice of fall life. 
  • Life is gourd when you spice it up!
  • PSLs never tasted so good than on a crisp autumn day!
  • I had a latte options, but I chose to pumpkin spice things up!
  • Pumpkin spice — you’re going to clove it!
  • It's time for spice, spice, baby! Pumpkin spice, that is.
  • It's that time to season the day! I'll only have it the pumpkin spice way!
  • I love you more than pumpkin spice.
  • It is officially pumpkin spice season! Bautumns up! 
  • Sharing pumpkin spice is the perfect way to say season's greetings! 

Funny Pumpkin Sayings That Will Make Even Your Jack-o'-Lanterns Smile

Jack-o'-lanterns aren't the only ones who deserve an autumn grin. These funny pumpkin sayings can help to make any pumpkin moment a win.

Patch of variously colored pumpkins, gourds and squash
  • Gourdness gracious! Look at these great gourds to admire!
  • Orange you pumped for this gourdgeous time of year?
  • I like great gourds and I cannot lie!
  • Nothing to seed here. I don't have a pumpkin problem.
  • Are you fall real? It is pumpkin season already? Let's get gourd-ing to the pumpkin patch!
  • Don't get caught off gourd — more pumpkins are coming!
  • Perky pumpkins are always the perfect way to catch an eye or two!
  • I think you autumn know that there is a happy hollowing afoot! #makingjacks
  • Decided to patch up my porch with some prime pumpkins! #solongsummer
  • Fall-elujah! Pumpkin season has begun and so starts the season's fun!

Positive Pumpkin Season Quotes to Spread Some Joy 

Fall is a time of change and gratitude. These pumpkin quotes can help to spread some merriment this autumn season!

  • I love the fall most of all. It is when everything gives off gourd vibes. 
  • Grateful to gather where the pumpkins grow. 
  • Pumpkins ignite the autumn spirit and remind us of the magic of the season.
  • Is there anything quite as perfect as a freshly picked pumpkin?
  • Ever wonder if the leaves change color because they are jealous of the gourds that grace us each season?
  • Nothing brightens a dark October night than glorious gourds glowing like the moonlight.
  • It is finally the time where glorious gourds grace our porches and remind us to smile every day.
  • Pumpkins are the perfect reminder that it is what is on the inside that counts. #findyourglow
  • Is there anything better than relishing in the rewards of the fall harvest? 
  • No matter if they are pint-sized or plump, there is no one gourd that another can trump. Each pumpkin is unique in its own special way, which makes for an inclusive autumn display.

Sweet Pumpkin Pie Quotes to Serve Up With Your Desserts

Thanksgiving is never complete without a slice of pumpkin pie! These pumpkin sayings will make sure everyone that knows why.

Woman holding a piece of pumpkin pie with whipped cream
  • When life gives your pumpkins, make some pie.
  • A big orange pumpkin and a dash of spice certainly makes for something nice!
  • It's a beautiful day to make pumpkin pies.
  • Turning up the sweetness with a little bit of spice along with a dash of pumpkin to make every fall day nice! 
  • You can't give thanks without a slice of pumpkin pie!
  • Take a look at pumpkin pie-fection.
  • The serving of the first pumpkin dessert is pie-votal moment in fall.
  • Pumpkin pie has a way of making everyone say 'whip, whip, hooray!'
  • Life is what you bake of it and mine is filled with lots of spice!
  • Pumpkin seems to be occu-pie-ing my thoughts.
Quick Tip

Pumpkin pie is just one of the glorious gourd-filled foods that we enjoy in the fall! These quotes can also be altered to work for posts about pumpkin bread, muffins, cookies, cakes, and any other smashing sweets you decide to make.

Pumpkin Carving Quotes That Are Anything But Hollow

Stingy Jack will certainly come back to haunt you if your jack-o'-lanterns aren't lit! Make sure all those evil wandering spirits stay away with these spooktacular quotes about the jacks you plan to display.

  • With their triangle eyes and sinister smiles, jack-o'-lanterns likely hold the spirits behind the season's tricks and beguiles. 
  • Life is gourd when you carve out time for friends, family, and fall fruit.
  • Despite their ghoulish grins, these pumpkins are sending off gourd vibes only!
  • Smile like you mean it! Got to gourd big or gourd home.
  • A jack-o'-lantern a day keeps the ghouls and goblins away!
  • Do these jacks make my porch look devious?
  • Jack-o'-lanterns were a terrific way to turnip the fun! #StingyJack
  • For a guy with no guts, he sure is fearless enough to keep the devil away. #solongspirits
  • Perched on porches in the peak of fall, sit smiling jack-o'-lanterns that spook and scare us all. While their intent is to give us a bit of a fright, we can't image a more perfect pumpkin sight.
  • Who can resist a jack's soft orange glow, and their clever ghoulish grin that we have all come to know? They are the protectors of the hearth, keeping the devil away, until we make it to the first November day. 

Famous Pumpkin Sayings That You Really Autumn Know

Of course, we can't leave you without some famous pumpkin says to pick from! These familiar words are guaranteed to leave a glow in your heart and a grin on your face.

Cinderella's pumpkin

Pumpkin Sayings Are Perfect for Any Occasion

Pumpkin quotes are perfect for seasonal greeting cards, social media posts, DIY autmun decor, or fun fall letterboards that adorn your home. With pumpkins being the centerpiece of the season, these sayings can come in handy all autumn long!

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68 Pumpkin Quotes That Will Put Anyone in a Gourd Mood