Love isn't always serious and sentimental — shared laughter grows love. So if you want to connect over your shared sense of humor, try one of these funny love quotes for her. Let your girlfriend, partner, or wife know how you feel with a cute and funny text or note that includes a heartfelt love message.
Cute and Funny Love Quotes for Her
If one of her favorite things about you is how often you make her laugh, she's going to love these cute and funny love quotes. She'll find you totally adorakable.
- If I loved you anymore, my heart would swell and turn into a circle.
- Our love is stronger than waterproof mascara.
- I love you like Chandler loves Monica.
- We're a perfect match. Now let's make some fire!
- I love you so much I'd be willing to endure a couple name for you.
- Not to be cheesy, but we are so gouda together.
- Are you into crystals? Because baby, you totally rock my world.
- I'm not the sappy type, but your love has me leaking like a maple tree!
- Being in love with you has me feeling like a fool. Just call me your personal jester.
- The feeling of love hits me like I'm in a boxing match when I'm with you. And I must say, you've knocked me out more than once.
- I love you like women in the 90s loved perms.
- I've heard there are other fish in the sea, but I'd flounder without you.
- What's more lovable than a baby snuggling a puppy? You!
- I didn't know I could love someone so much. I wonder how else I can surprise myself today.
- Loving a woman is as easy as changing a tire. It takes minutes if you know what you're doing and hours if you don't.
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Sarcastic Quotes About Love for Women
If sarcasm is more your style, make your girl feel special with a sarcastic love quote. Share your sarcastic soul with her to keep the connection alive.
- If we couldn't be together, I'd be like Davy Jones and lock my beating heart in a box forever.
- Having your breath taken away usually results in an ER visit, but in this case, it resulted in our relationship.
- Love means nothing to me. I'm a tennis player, remember?
- I love you enough to take you to my gym. We can be swole mates.
- They say love is blind, but I can see you just fine.
- If I tell you I love you on Twitter, does that make us tweet-hearts?
- If loving you is wrong, make this the one time I'll admit to being wrong.
- Love is like crying happy tears. It makes no sense, but it feels good anyway.
- They say, "All is fair in love," so why do you get the bigger closet?
- They say, "Love conquers all," so if I love you, does that mean I get to be the boss?
- I never knew how happy it could make me to annoy my beloved day after day.
- There are two things I love in this world. You and vodka. You're winning.
- Baby, I'm the best fabric around. I'm husband material.
Hilarious Love Quotes for Her About Relationships
There's so much humor to be found in love relationships. Make her laugh every day with a super funny love quote.
- I don't know why they call it falling in love, it feels more like levitating.
- Money can't buy love, but it sure helps with showing love.
- U + N + I = Uni ("you n' I"). I know it sounds weird, but uni means "one."
- When two people are in love, they don't see each other clearly anymore. Maybe we should get glasses?
- You're the jelly to my peanut butter. I'm a bit nutty, and you're a bit sweet.
- Some men are embarrassed to be loving; I'm just embarrassed it took me so long to figure out I love you.
- I fell in love with you. Now, can you help me up?
- Love relationships are like cooking. You keep adjusting the spice level to accommodate current tastes.
Silly Quotes About Love She'll Adore
In the silly phase of love? We've all been there! Don't be afraid to show off your nerdy or silly side when expressing your love for the woman in your life.
- I can't tell if it's what I ate for lunch or you that's making my stomach do flips.
- Some people get butterflies. You give me elephants.
- Loving you is like using a straightener — smooth and satisfying.
- I may have needed a little shove, but now I'm so glad we're in love.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, do you love me as much as I love you?
- I love you to wherever the UAPs are coming from and back.
- If I loved you with all my heart and soul, I'd be dead. So, I'm just gonna love you with most of my heart and soul.
- I tried to fall head over heels in love with you, then I realized you love heels so much I needed to fall heels over head in love.
- I'm so blinded by love for you, I got approved for a seeing-eye dog!
Funny Love Quotes for Her From Movies and TV
Television shows and movies are great places to find funny love quote inspiration.
- "She makes the bass drop...in my heart. " - Jason, The Good Place
- "Swoon. I'll catch you." - Almásy, The English Patient
- "You're the girl of my dreams, and apparently, I'm the man of yours." - Henry, 50 First Dates
- "Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while." - The Princess Bride
- "I love you, I knew it the minute I met you. I'm sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck." - Pat, Silver Linings Playbook
- "She's your lobster. Come on, you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. You can actually see old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws." - Phoebe, Friends
Famous Funny Love Quotes
Sometimes, the only words you can find are someone else's. When that happens, try one of these famous funny quotes about love.
- "Love conquers all things except poverty and toothaches." — Mae West
- "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." - Chris Rock
- "Love is a lot like a backache: it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns
- "Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last." - Remy de Gourmont
- "A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." - Tim Allen
- "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." - Franklin P. Jones
- “I married for love but the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored.” - Cameron Esposito
- “Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.” - Joseph Barth
- "Perhaps we will end up one of those sad childless couples who spend all their time sleeping late, buying luxury goods, traveling the world, and enjoying each other’s company. That would be terrible." - Michael Ian Black
Have Fun With Love
You can use funny love quotes and even funny love poems to let your leading lady know how you feel about her. These types of quotes and messages are great for couples with comedic personalities and those who know each other well. Point her in the direction of some funny love quotes for him so she can return the favor.
