Fall jokes for kids are the perfect way to rake in the laughs this season! From jolly jests about jack-o'-lanterns to hilarious hoodwinks about Halloween, these quips are guaranteed to make you gratefall for the season.
We've been turkin' 9 to 5 to whip up the some of the best and acorn-iest autumn jokes for kids that will have everyone coming back for seconds!
Fall Jokes for Kids That You Really Autumn Know
It's the season of pumpkin spice lattes, hay rides, and haunting holidays. For those who are looking for even s'more fun this season, we have brewed up some spice-tacular fall jokes for kids!
What did the gourd say to the latte when they met in October?
Let's give em pumpkin to talk about!
What do you do if the turkey catches on fire on Thanksgiving?
Stop, drop, and pass the rolls!
Why do corn stalks make the best dads?
They always have a-maize-ingly corny jokes!
What did the pumpkin say to the persimmon on the first day of the season?
Orange you glad it's fall?
Did you hear that Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz baked a record sized pie?
They had to use a scale somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie!
What did the marshmallows say to the hot chocolate on their first date?
You make me melt!
How did the turkey make it in time for Thanksgiving dinner?
He took the gravy train!
What did the Autumn bisque say about the fall weather?
These cool temperatures are soup-er!
Which nursery rhyme character loves the autumn season the most?
Humpty Dumpty! He always has a great fall!
What is a lumberjack’s favorite month?
Sep-timmmmmbbber!
Pumpkin Jokes That Are Simply Smashing
Fall jokes for kids wouldn't be complete without some witty wisecracks about our ever-favorite winter squash, the pumpkin! Get ready to get caught off gourd and start giggling over these japes about jack-o'-lanterns!
Why will pumpkins never go into a haunted house?
They have no guts!
Why did the pumpkin take a detour in Halloweentown?
He wanted to avoid the seedy part of the city!
Did you hear about the pumpkin who always got straight A's?
He was always ahead of the carve!
How did the mini pumpkin get across the road?
With the help of the crossing gourd!
What did the pumpkin say about his time at prom?
He had a smashing good time!
What did the jack-o'-lantern say to his crush after their first date?
Don't gourd breaking my heart!
Did you hear about the kid who ate too much pumpkin pie?
He got autumn’y ache.
Where is the annual meeting for the pumpkin carving contest?
In the gourdroom!
Why are jack-o'-lanterns not scared of zombies?
They already had their brains taken out!
What did the daddy pumpkin say to the mommy pumpkin when he got home from work?
What's cooking, gourd looking?
Autumn Jokes for Kids That'll Have You Leaf-ing All Season
One of the best parts of the autumn season is the changing of the leaves and then their inevitable fall. For those looking for some lighthearted laughs, these unbe-leaf-able autumn jokes for kids will have you saying fall-elujah!
What is the best way to take in the beautiful fall leaves?
In an autumn-mobile!
What did the father tree say to encourage his son right before his first fall?
I be-leaf in you!
Did you hear about the tree that got a job working at a pumpkin patch?
He had the right qua-leaf-ications!
What is a leaf’s favorite Green Day song?
Rake Me Up When September Ends!
What do you do when you see a leaf turning yellow?
Give him some chloro-pills!
What does autumn do on the Winter Solstice?
Autumn leaves!
Did you hear about the tree who fell in the mud in front of all of his friends in the forest?
He leafed a lasting impression!
How do you meet the Wizard of Oz in the fall?
You follow the yellow leaf road!
Did you hear about the leaf that was caught cheating in the porch decorating contest?
Needless to say, he was disqua-leaf-ied!
Why did the fall leaf go to the school nurse?
He was feeling green!
Did you know that the beautiful colors of fall leaves are always there? They are just hidden under the surface of the leaves thanks to the tree's regular production of chlorophyll. This all changes in the fall months when the leaves receive less sunlight and chlorophyll production stops! Foliage is power, so why not check out some more autumn facts to spruce up your season!
Spooktacular October Jokes for Kids That Are Eerie-sistible
When you think of October, Halloween immediately comes to mind! For those ghouls and goblins looking for the best tricks, these fang-tastic October jokes for kids are sure to bring a howling good time to any party!
Why can you can always count on a ghost to cheer you up?
They are experts at lifting your spirits!
How does a werewolf say hello on All Hallow's Eve?
Happy Howl-oween!
What happens if you come across a vampire on a cold October night?
You could get frostbitten!
We all know that Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492, but did you know that he got lost on the way?
Turns out his directions were not very Pacific.
What is Casper's favorite game to play at parties?
Hide and go shriek!
What do ghouls and goblins eat for dinner on Halloween?
Spook-getti!
What do you call a dachshund in October?
A Hallo-weenie!
What is a ghost's favorite thing to wear to the corn maze?
Boo jeans!
What did the Sanderson sisters want to be when they grew up?
Witch and famous!
How do older skeletons describe a cool place they like to hang out?
They call it a hip joint!
What part of the house will you never find a ghost?
The living room!
What did the vampire say after a week at spook camp?
Fangs for the memories!
How do you make all your Halloween wishes come true?
You witch upon a star!
Where did Frankenstein get all of the supplies for his monster?
At the secondhand store!
Where do skeletons and mummies go swimming in the fall?
In the Dead Sea!
Are You Fall Real?
We hope that you are feeling gourd after giggling at all these fall jokes for kids, but if you are hoping for s'more silliness, we've got you covered! Make sure trick or treat yo' self to our full list of Halloween jokes and our cornucopia of Thanksgiving jokes!
