
Thanksgiving is a time to gather for fun with loved ones. You have family all around you and the laughs are flowing. Keep the giggles going by sharing a few Thanksgiving jokes for kids.
Kids Thanksgiving Jokes: One-Liners
Tickle some funny bones with these Thanksgiving one-liner jokes that are sure to elicit some chuckles.

- My mom told me to eat the turkey, so I gobbled it up.
- My mom told me not to play with my turkey. It was fowl play.
- It's always good to invite your buds to Thanksgiving. Your taste buds.
- Pickles make a mean appetizer. They are kinda jarring.
- I can't talk right now. I'm occu-pied.
- The cornbread joke is a bit corny.
- The pumpkin was broken, so we patched it.
- The turkey was really hot. In fact, he was roasting.
- A casserole doesn't know beans about cooking.
- My mom got sick of me talking about the turkey on Thanksgiving. She made me leave the table for fowl language.
Thanksgiving Knock-Knock Jokes
Who doesn't love a good knock-knock joke? Become a Thanksgiving comedian by trying out these knock-knock jokes.
- Knock-knock
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to say Happy Thanksgiving? - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive some turkey and mashed potatoes. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip your plate and let's eat. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more mashed potatoes? - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving so I can eat. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body want some stuffing? - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Eden.
Eden who?
Eden Thanksgiving dinner and it's delicious. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome for this wonderful meal. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Gavin.
Gavin who?
Gavin the best time celebrating Thanksgiving. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Nadia.
Nadia who?
Nadia any dessert if you don't finish your meal. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy some turkey, I'm starving. - Knock-knock
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey wanna eat or what?
Turkey Jokes for Kids
Thanksgiving is all about the turkey. Don't run a fowl of these fast food jokes.

- Q: Why did the turkey get booked at the station?
A: He was involved in fowl play. - Q: Why are turkeys magical?
A: They have a wishbone. - Q: Why was the turkey crying on Thanksgiving?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him. - Q: Why did the turkey cluck at the hunter?
A: He was chicken. - Q: Why couldn't the turkey eat another bite at Thanksgiving?
A: He was stuffed. - Q: What part of the turkey has the best beat?
A: The drumsticks - Q: What's a turkey's favorite dance?
A: The Gobble - Q: What do you call a happy turkey?
A: A perky turkey - Q: Why did the turkey get thrown out on Thanksgiving?
A: He used fowl language. - Q: What did the turkey do when he didn't study for the test?
A: He had to wing it.
Thanksgiving Food Jokes
Don't let the milk run out your nose when you're laughing at these Thanksgiving food puns.

- Q: What vegetable has the worst jokes?
A: Corn. His jokes are always a little corny. - Q: What do you call mashed sweet potatoes?
A: Squash-ed - Q: What does pumpkin pie say in a fight?
A: You want a piece of me? - Q: Why are the vegetables crying?
A: They were roasted. - Q: Why are the vegetables sparkling?
A: It's the 24 carrots. - Q: What's the dish your family avoids on Thanksgiving?
A: Beets me. - Q: Why are the beans going to jail on Thanksgiving?
A: The beans stalk. - Q: What's the quietest vegetable at the dinner table?
A: The corn. They are all ears. - Q: What's the most devious food on your Thanksgiving table?
A: The deviled eggs - Q: Why did the mashed potatoes and stuffing get put in time out for playing around?
A: You're not supposed to play with your food.
Thanksgiving Puns Kids Will Gobble Up
Puns are so punny. Keep your Thanksgiving funny with a few thankful puns to laugh at.
- Oh my gourd, I can't even think of dessert.
- Oh yes, I yam.
- It's time to get this dinner roll-ing.
- Stuffing compares to a great Thanksgiving dinner.
- Thanksgiving dinner gets butter every year.
- This is the baste Thanksgiving dinner.
- It's all gravy around here.
- When it comes to Thanksgiving, feast mode is activated.
- This is a gourd-eous dinner.
- When I tell them what I'm thankful for, they gobble it up.
Funny Pilgrim Jokes for Laughs
Pilgrims were a big part of Thanksgiving. Try out a few jokes of historical significance.
- Q: Why did all the pilgrims dress alike?
A: They were pilgrim-age. - Q: What's a pilgrim's favorite flower?
A: The Mayflower - Q: What did the pilgrims use to open doors on Thanksgiving?
A: Tur-key - Q: Why did the pilgrim become an attorney?
A: They were good at making a settlement. - Q: What did the pilgrims call their rock band?
A: Plymouth Rock - Q: How did the pilgrims wash their clothes in Plymouth?
A: Tide - Q: Why did the pilgrims only play cards?
A: It's the only deck they had. - Q: Why didn't the pilgrims make apple pie?
A: The job is crumby. - Q: Why did the pilgrim wear suspenders?
A: Their belts were on their hats.