Lunch box jokes are a wonderful way to pack your kids a midday pick-me-up! They say that laughter is the best medicine, so why not give your kids a dose and make their mealtime fun? If you're looking to add a morsel of entertainment to their entrée, check out these awesome lunch box jokes for kids.
Printable Lunch Box Jokes for Midday Laughter
Most parents have a busy morning routine so that they can get their kids out the door and to school on time. This doesn't always leave a moment to sit down and write out a quip each day.
Thankfully, our school box jokes printable make it easy! Simply print out the sheets and cut out the jokes. This allows you to add a thoughtful touch to their lunch, without a lot of work. You can also use slip some positive affirmations into your kid's lunch box too.
Animal-Themed Lunch Box Jokes to Make Them the King of the Lunchroom
If you want your kids have a roaring good time at school, then animal-themed jokes are the purrr-fect choice! No lion!
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't have the right koala-fications!
What did the falcon say when he fell out of the sky?
Well that was hawk-ward!
What does a chicken say when he gets in trouble for playing pranks at school?
Relax! I was just yolkin' around!
Why should you always tell jokes to owls?
Because they think everything is a hoot!
What do you call a bug killing reptile?
Why was the pig failing history class?
He never paid attention. He found it so boar-ing.
What did the lion say to the elephants at the circus?
Move over! I am the mane attraction here!
What is a tiger's favorite book?
The Great Cat-sby!
What did the bee say to the hornet about the 100° heat?
Swarm, isn't it?
What did the grizzly say when he saw twin pandas walk by?
That bears repeating!
Why did Nemo get detention?
Because he was clowning around in class!
What does a zebra say when he has to run a quick errand?
I'll be white black!
Did you hear about the two elephants who got kicked out of the pool?
They dropped their trunks!
Why does a tortoise make a great witness when a crime occurs?
They have turtle recall!
Why do ducks make the best detectives?
Because they always seem to quack the case first!
Did you hear about the hen who got a perfect score on her geometry final?
You could say she's a real mathema-chicken!
Why did the giraffe keep getting bad grades?
He always had his head in the clouds!
What is a horse's favorite condiment to put on his sandwich?
What do you call a pig with laryngitis?
What do you call a snake that is awarded a knighthood?
If you don't have time to add these to your kid's lunch, share them on the way to morning drop off, or get them laughing during their afternoon homework slump!
Funny Food Jokes That Will Pair Perfectly With Your Kid's Meal
If you want to send your kids off with a carton full of laughs, consider these eggs-cellent food-themed lunch box jokes for kids. They are sure to flip their sunny side up!
Why is it dangerous for eggs to hear jokes?
They might crack up!
Did you know the first French fries weren't made in France?
They were cooked in Greece.
When can you expect your peanut butter sandwich to arrive?
In a Jif!
Why is corn considered a fickle vegetable?
Because it always plays everything by ear!
What did the sourdough say to the oven?
Don't go baking my heart!
Why are snails a Frenchman's favorite food?
They don't like fast food.
Why is tuna always so successful?
She believed she could, sushi did!
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why was the cheddar so excited?
He was told it was gouda brie a grate day!
What is small, red, and has a raspy voice?
A hoarse radish!
Why do carrots make great therapists?
Because they always get to the root of the problem!
How does a salad start a party?
By yelling 'Lettuce turnip the beet!'
What do you call someone who doesn't like bread?
What did the strawberry say to the raspberry when they got detention?
I can't believe you got us in this jam!
You should tell your friends about the benefits of eating dried grapes everyday.
It's all about raisin awareness.
What did the guacamole say to the chip?
Avo good day!
What do you call a reluctant potato?
What did the linguine say to the pasta that looked sad?
Penne for your thoughts?
What did the salad say during the bank robbery?
Lettuce romaine calm!
Did you hear about the dessert that was made with a bad banana?
The flavor was very off pudding.
Holiday Lunchbox Jokes for Kids to Elevate Their Celebrations
Kids spend a lot of holidays with their schoolmates. Help to make these special occasions brighter with some lunchbox jokes that illuminate these cheery occasions!
When does Punxsutawney Phil know to look for his shadow on Groundhog Day?
When someone tells him to gopher it!
What is the best way to start out Valentine's Day?
With a hug and a quiche!
What did the volcano say to his lady love on Valentine's Day?
My heart is gushing! I lava you!
What do you get when you order ice cream from a dancing leprechaun?
A shamrock shake!
Did you hear about the Riverdance that went wrong on St. Patrick's Day?
They made some jig mistakes!
What do you call a trickster panda?
Why should you never play April Fool's Day pranks on skydivers?
They will always fall for them!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie?
The Carrot-y Kid!
What day of the year can you expect the most babies to be born?
Labor Day, of course!
Why did the map get into a fight with Christopher Columbus?
He had a bad latitude!
What is a witch's favorite carnival ride?
Why do Jack-o'-Lanterns get so scared on Halloween?
They have no guts!
What is Dracula's favorite type of fruit?
Turkeys don't like to celebrate Thanksgiving at a formal dinner table.
They would rather go on a peck-nic!
What do you call the ghost of the turkey you eat on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a reindeer ghost?
What do you say to cinnamon and nutmeg on Christmas Day?
What do elves say when someone challenges them to a dance off?
Yule never defeat us!
Did you hear what Santa did the first time Rudolph guided his sleigh?
He held on for deer life!
What does the Gingerbread Man use at night to stay warm?
More Laughable Lunch Box Jokes for Any Occasion
For those parents who are looking for some out of the box ideas, we have some hilarious jests that are bound to bring some joy!
Did you hear about the printer that was playing music?
Turns out the paper was just jammin'.
My doctor said I have the peekaboo virus.
He sent me straight to the I SEE YOU.
I'm not a fan of elevator music.
It's bad on so many levels.
What do you call a nun who sleep walks?
A roaming Catholic.
Did you know that stairs are the most untrustworthy part of the home?
They are always up to something.
Last night I dreamt that I was swimming in an orange ocean.
Turns out that it was just a Fanta-sea.
You should never spell part backwards.
It's a trap.
Did you hear about the party at the construction site?
They really raised the roof!
I heard that you were looking for a boat.
Don't worry, I Noah guy.
Did you hear about the bakery that burned down?
Their business is toast.
How do candles feel when they get blown out on someone's birthday?
Did you hear about the man who was found crying over his lawnmower?
Turns out he hit a rough patch.
Did you hear about 007's snowman partner?
He has a license to chill.
Why should you wear glasses during a math test?
Doctors say they will improve your di-vision!
Did you hear about the judge who loved the sound of his own voice?
He was known for his long sentences!
Lunchbox Jokes for Kids Can Add Laughter to Your Child's Day
It's not always easy to connect with your kids, but bringing in a few jokes can get them smiling. Use these in their lunch boxes to send some love and laughter or just share them to get a few smiles.