38 Funny Easter Quotes to Make Your Easter Hoppy

These funny Easter Bunny sayings can help you to stay hoppy throughout the holiday weekend!

Updated February 26, 2024
Children eating chocolate easter egg

Christmas has passed, and everyone's favorite bunny is right around the corner! If you are hopping with excitement over this news, funny Easter quotes can be a great way to capture your elation. Before trying to hatch your own, make sure to check out our basket full of funny Easter sayings.

Brilliant Bunny-Inspired Easter Quotes

Bunnies and Easter go together like peanut butter and jelly. It's hard to imagine an Easter celebration without those cute, fuzzy little cottontails making an appearance. These funny Easter bunny sayings are all about the laughs and the rabbit.

Bunny-Inspired Easter Quote
  • Giant bunnies hopping around the house and leaving eggs everywhere proves that kids really will believe just about anything you tell them.
  • This year, I've decided that we're going to be like Baloo and just look for the hare necessities! In other words, only expect to find a giant chocolate bunny in your basket.
  • I love it when my Easter basket is choc full of fun!
  • Just about any problem can be solved with a chocolate bunny before sunrise.
  • Jack-o'-lanterns ward off evil spirits, Santa Claus makes sure that our kids are nice throughout the year, but what does the Easter Bunny do? He messes up my house and yard with confetti and fake grass. Makes for a hot-crossed mama!
  • Just as kids recover from having to sit on Santa's lap, parents throw them to a stranger in a dirty bunny suit, and we wonder why kids grow up to have issues!
  • Is anyone else concerned about bringing an egg-centric egg-laying rabbit into their children's lives? The whole thing seems hare-brained to me!
  • Easter makes me sad because chocolate bunnies remind me of my dating life: Hollow and leaving me sick to my stomach.

Funny Easter Instagram Captions to Show Off Your Hoppy Holiday

Candy, egg hunts, bunnies, and more — the Easter holiday is filled with fun, so make sure to caption your shenanigans with some funny Easter quotes on Instagram and Facebook!

  • Talk is cheep — where did the Easter Bunny hide the Peeps?
  • We found eggs in a HOPless place.
  • Only the fast and the furriest get the best eggs!
  • Well, that's all, yolks!
  • It's all fun and games until somebunny eats all the Peeps. 
  • Easter is the one day that you can put all your eggs in one basket.
  • You're telling me that I gave up _______ for 40 days, all for a lousy ham?!
  • If only our kids cleaned up their toys as quickly as they cleaned up the Easter eggs.
  • Can you tell me again why we thought confetti eggs were a good idea? The excitement falls flat really quickly. 
Quick Tip

Every parent hopes for a perfectly posed Easter photo to share on their social accounts on the Easter holiday, but realistically, we know that won't happen with young kids. Thankfully, we have some eggs-ceptional ideas to still give you an eggs-traordinary photo without a fight!

Related: Eggs-cellent Easter Captions 

Egg-cellent Easter Quotes to Put Smiles on Everyone's Faces

Easter is all about Jesus rising from the dead... and eggs, of course! Most people include the coloring of eggs, the hiding of eggs, and the cooking of eggs in their Easter holiday, and these egg-ceptionally funny easter quotes are sure to crack everyone up!

Egg-Cellent Easter Quote To Put Smiles on Everyone's Faces
  • The Easter season starts with a protein-packed egg diet but ends with us living off of milk chocolate and peanut butter cup eggs for the next month.
  • There is no greater Easter fear than finding 14 hardboiled Easter eggs, but knowing that you hid 15 of them.
  • Every Easter, parents rise at 5 am to hide eggs all over their home. They smell, they stain, and at some point, you cook them and chance the fates with food poisoning. It isn't all it's "cracked" up to be.
  • Next Easter, have your partner hide the eggs. Look at where they put them. This is how you determine what kind of person you married.
  • Little kids who live for the Easter egg hunt will grow up to be golfers.
  • Your Easter egg dyeing skills shall remain the same no matter how old you get. Like the Easter bunny, Pinterest-perfect eggs don't really exist.
  • If Easter teaches us anything, it's that chocolate for breakfast is the answer to all.
  • Did you hear that the Easter Bunny buried all the chocolate eggs? What a cad!

Funny Easter Quotes Just for Parents

For kids, the fun of Easter lies in the hunt for brightly colored eggs and discovering the many surprises that the Easter bunny left in their Easter baskets. For parents, the joy centers around sneaking their kids' Cadbury eggs when they're not looking. Ahhh, Easter — a holiday that has a little something for everyone.

Funny Easter Quote Just For Parents
  • While kids count down the days to Easter morning, parents mentally prepare to pick up faux Easter grass out of every nook and cranny of the home for the next six months.
  • Are you even a parent if you don't eat half of the Cadbury eggs before hiding an Easter basket?
  • Whoever made up the Easter Bunny is either the most genius or most demented parent to walk the Earth. The jury is out.
  • Every kid who ended up with the purple and black jellybeans in their basket has a right to question their parents' love.
  • Funny how kids cannot find their socks, backpacks, or lunchboxes, but they've got eagle eyes when it comes to spotting a hidden Easter egg.
  • Being a parent means having to answer hard questions like, "What do candy and giant bunnies have to do with Jesus?"
  • Can you even claim to be a good parent after forcing your child to sit on the lap of a giant mall bunny? Probably not.
  • By Easter, parents are done. They have powered through the holidays, from Halloween to the present. This is why kids are allowed to find their Easter baskets at 7 am and eat the entire contents before breakfast. How else will they crash early so mom and dad can get an expedited break?

Famous Funny Easter Quotes

These egg-stra hilarious Easter-inspired quotes will have tears running down your face. Share them with your holiday guests to set a warm and funny tone during your Easter gathering.

Famous Funny Easter Quote
  • "The Easter bunny ate all of the carrots we left for him. What a pig." - Steve Carrell
  • "I hate to tell you, but your hair looks like an Easter egg." - Grease
  • "Alright troops, it's time to push back — that means eggs, everywhere! Heaps of you in every farmhouse, high-rise and trailer park! In tennis shoes and cereal bowls! Oh, there'll be bathtubs filled with my beautiful googies!" - Bunnymund in Rise of the Guardians
  • "Try to do the things you should, maybe if you're extra good. He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way. You'll wake up on Easter mornin' and you'll know that he was there when you find those chocolate bunnies that he's hiding everywhere." - "Peter Cottontail" by Gene Autry
  • "I might be a metaphorical sock. I might not be a good enough egg, but I might be the best sock ever! I might not cut it delivering Easter baskets, but I might be great at something else." - E.B. in Hop
  • "New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And I'm not talking about this past Easter. I'm talking about the last time I celebrated Easter, in 1962." - Bill Maher

Keep the Season Lovely and Lighthearted

Keep Easter light and festive with a few funny Easter quotes that highlight the joy of the season. Easter is a religious holiday, centering around some heavy stuff, but it's also a holiday packed with games, treats, and the promise of a fresh spring season.

Celebrate your Easter holiday will family, friends, jokes, and laughter as you honor your beliefs, gobble up that ham, and eat your kids' candy eggs when they're not looking.

38 Funny Easter Quotes to Make Your Easter Hoppy