75 Silly Spring Jokes for Kids to Sprout Some Smiles

Not a daisy will go by when you won't enjoy one of these spring jokes for kids!

Updated January 30, 2024
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Telling spring jokes is an excellent way for children to usher in the spring season. They say that there is never too much of a good spring, so enjoy these tremendously silly spring jokes for kids of every age, and even get some tips on how they can write their own jokes for a laughter-filled season.

Spring Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids to Put a Hop in Their Step

Knock-knock jokes are some of the easiest jokes for kids to create and understand because of their simple nature. We have to tell you — the silly wordplay in these spring jokes for kids is pretty dandy, and we're not lion!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Rain who?
You're not going to tell me to go away and come again another day, are you?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Lamb who?
No, lambs don't moo! They baa!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Wasp who?
Was Pooh best friends with Piglet?

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
March who?
Bless you!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ant who?
An-two plus two equals four!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Bunny who?
Bunny you should ask!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Garden who?
Gardin' the door like that is rude!

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca who?
Alpaca my bags for spring break.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Water who?
Water you doing for spring break?

Spring One-Liner Jokes for Children for When They Want to Moss Around

Two little seeds were inseparable because they were mint to be!

Jokes told using a single sentence seem simple, but can be challenging to create for any season. Try out these fun and seasonal one-liners with children and see some laughter spring out of people! 

  • Two little seeds were inseparable because they were mint to be!
  • You can never trust a lie-lac!
  • When storms play baseball, thunder gets mad at lightning because it only throws strikes!
  • People are always spelling spring's name wrong; it's not S-P-R-I-N-G - it's Vern Al Equinox!
  • After Easter, Toby's mom had to send a note that said he couldn't come back to school. He'd suffered a spring break!
  • When dandelions get married, it's called a weeding!
  • The arrival of spring is such a time of re-leaf!
  • Spring cleaning is always hard. Everything is so bouncy.
  • I can't believe it! I'm so excited for Spring that I wet my plants!

Buzzworthy Spring Jokes Perfect for Kids

Spring is best known for its warmer temperatures, the beautiful flowers, and the butterflies and bees that pollinate them. This makes them the perfect inspiration for spring jokes for kids! 

What is spring's favorite kind of pickles?

What do you call a well-dressed lion?
A dandy lion!

Why did one bee tease the other bee?
Because he was acting like a bay-bee!

What is a flower's favorite bike part?
The pedals!

How does the sun listen to music?
On its ray-dio!

What is spring's favorite appetizer?
A bloomin' onion!

Who is an herb's favorite singer?
Elvis Parsley!

What do you call a cyborg bee?
The Pollinator!

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Jolly Jokes About Spring Break for Pollen People's Legs

Where is the funniest place to visit during spring break? The mountains. They are hilly-areas.

Spring break is a time for fun. Why not make it funny, too? Sharing a few spring break jokes for kids can give everyone around you a laugh!

What's the difference between spring break and recess?
The fun lasts longer.

What's a great thing to do during spring break?
Go to a trampoline park! It's springy.

Why are cows always on the go during spring break?
They need to get moo-ving.

Why was the sun so excited to go back to school after spring break?
He knew he was bright!

Why was the lamb sad during spring break?
He wanted to go to the Baaa-hamas.

Where is the funniest place to visit during spring break?
The mountains. They are hilly-areas.

What's the best bow to wear on spring break?
A rainbow.

What part of education do you want to take on spring break?
The cation, as in vacation.

What do bees always pack on spring break in case of rain?
A yellow jacket!

Spring Jokes & Riddles to Sprout Some Smiles

Are you ready for a few more funny spring jokes? How about some mind-boggling riddles? These funny spring jokes for kids will help to keep your minds germinating during this season of growth!

Why shouldn't you give birds as a gift?
They cheep.

What did the tulip say to the rose during the race?
Petal to the metal.

What flower is the best kisser?
A tu-lip

Why was the onion bouncing?
It was a spring onion.

Why is spring so jazzy?
It beat the winter blues.

Why couldn't the flower drive forward?
It couldn't find the right petal.

What's tall, yellow, and brings warmth to any room?
A sunflower.

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable to plant in his garden?

What do you call a brown bear who gets stuck in a spring rainstorm?
A drizzly bear!

Related: 46 March Jokes & Puns to Spring on the Laughter

Comical Spring Jokes for Kids About the Months of the Season

Why is April so clean? Because it always showers.

What better way to celebrate the season than with some musings about the months that span this time? We think these spring jokes for kids May just bring a few giggles! 

What do you call it when your basketball team loses in the first month of spring?

March saddness!

Why is April so clean?
Because it always showers.

How can you tell March, April, May, and June are happy?
They have a spring in their step.

What did Yoda say to Luke on the day before Cinco de Mayo?
May the 4th be with you!

What's a monkey's favorite month?

Doesn't it feel like Leap Years can make February last forever?
Thankfully, time Marches on!

Should I plant my flowers in April?
May as well!

Can February March?
No, but April May!

What did one tree say to the other when April hit?
Well, that's a re-leaf!

What goes up when April showers come down?

Why was April so tired?
It just left a March.

Related: Awesome April Fool's Day Jokes

Sun-tacular Jokes About Spring Weather to Make Any Forecast Funny

Sometimes spring weather can be sporadic, but this gives you plenty of material for clever quips about this stormy season. Become the raining champion of jokes with these witty weather witticisms!

Why was the sky not happy on the bright spring day?
It had the blues!

How can you tell that the winter season is over?
There's a spring in people's step!

Did you hear about the man who got lost in the spring mist?
He didn't have the foggiest idea about how to get home!

What do you call a rainbow when it doesn't show up at the end of a rain storm?
A refrain-bow!

What does a spring rain do before its June wedding?
It precipi-dates!

Did you hear that it is supposed to rain ducks today?
Talk about some fowl weather!

What accessory can you always count on in a rainstorm?
An umbrella! They always have you covered!

Why do bananas always wear sunscreen in the spring?
They don't want to peel!

Related: Banana Jokes That Can Bring a Bunch of Laughs

Punny Springtime Jokes to Plant Some Smiles

What did one flower say to the other? A peony for your thoughts.

Keep your spring jokes going with some jests about the superstars of the season — plants and flowers! They're perfect for any budding comedian in your life.

What did one plant say to another?
You grow, girl.

Why is the flower's door always open?
You can poppy in any time.

What did the flower say to its friend?
Don't bee mad.

Why did the roses smile at each other?
It was a budding romance.

What did one flower say to the other?
A peony for your thoughts.

How do flowers cheer each other up?
They say: I be-leaf in you.

What's a baker's favorite garden?
A flour garden.

What does the Aloe tell her sprouts?
Aloe you vera much.

What did the berries say after the accident?
It happened right before my berry eyes.

Long Jokes About Spring Perfect for Elementary Students

Long jokes incorporate classic spring creatures and take some storytelling skills to pull off. Try out these extended spring jokes for kids to see if anyone "gets" them! These are great for elementary-aged kids because they force them to challenge their cognitive skills and think outside the box. 

Heads or Tails?

Two vegetables are flipping a coin in the garden. The first alternates picking heads and tails on its turns. The second only picks heads on its turns. The first vegetable asks, "Why do you only pick heads every time?" The second vegetable answers, "I'm lettuce; it's all I know!"


Two worms are staring at the sky one spring night. One turns to the other and says, "Don't you wish we could explore outer space like the humans?" The other looks down and says, "No, I'm an earthworm at heart."

Dry Garden

None of the plants could figure out why water from the sprinkler wasn't getting to their roots. After a thorough investigation, the lettuce turned and said, "There's a leek in the garden.'"

Tips to Help Kids Write Jokes About Spring

Girl writing

One of the simplest ways for kids to explore the change of seasons is by writing their own spring jokes. This is a wonderful way for kids to combine creativity and language skills while making their family members and friends laugh at the same time. Here are some tips on how to sprout some spectacular spring jokes!

Keep Ideas Together

Encourage kids to write down their joke ideas in a notebook or fill a folder with their ideas to use later. When they need funny inspiration, they can look back at this one place to find ideas for new jokes, riddles, and puns. They can also write down the jokes above and find new ways to use the punchline.

Use Spring Word Association

Have kids think about spring-related images and words that make them laugh. Common words can include frogs, rain, bunnies, flowers, trees, clouds, sunshine, vegetables, or grass.

Since these words might not be silly by themselves, ask kids to come up with rhyming words or funny descriptions, such as "frogs on logs" or "busy bunnies bouncing bravely." They can use these word combos later in their silly jokes and rhymes.

Paint a Picture

Ask kids to draw funny pictures, like a cat in a raincoat or a frog holding an umbrella. Children can use these images to create a funny saying or joke to go along with the picture.

Create a List of Silly Questions

Jokes often begin with a silly question to which nobody knows the answer. Kids can create jokes around the questions they make up. For example, do you know the answer to the following question: "Why does everyone feel tired on April 1st?" The answer? "Because they've just completed a 31-day March!"

Quick Tip

As you can see from the joke above, some of the best jokes use words that have multiple definitions or sound very similar to words with different meanings. Have your kids brainstorm spring words that could be used in an alternate way, like petal instead of pedal or flour instead or flower. This can help them to quickly compose silly spring jokes!

Enjoy Seasonal Silliness With Spring Jokes for Kids

Spring jokes can be used as entertainment around the family dinner table, for writing projects at school, or even in Easter skits and plays. Once they get the hang of it, your kids may turn into semi-professional joke writers and have plenty of jokes to tell their friends.

75 Silly Spring Jokes for Kids to Sprout Some Smiles