50 Funny February Jokes & Puns to Keep You Laughing All Month Long

There's lots happening in February to laugh about, and these jokes and puns will keep the humor going until winter's end.

Published January 17, 2024
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February is filled with fun festivities, so what better way to break the ice than with a funny February joke? Then, caption your pics with playful February puns! These February jokes for kids and adults will score some laughs and keep everyone in good spirits all month long.

Funny February Jokes About the Month's Many Holidays

Groundhog Day, the Super Bowl, Valentine's Day, and more — February is the month when celebrations score! If you're looking for some clever things to say during these fun festivities, we have some funny February jokes that you will want to tell during all of this month's activities.

How are corny dad jokes like Groundhog Day jokes? 

You always keep hearing the same puns over and over again!

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Of course! February 14th!

How was George Washington able to live through his 67th birthday?

He had a strong constitution!

Did you know that candy hearts have been around since 1901?

I know — it's heart to believe!

Why is Lent the best time to run a marathon?

That's when you fast!

When does Punxsutawney Phil know to look for his shadow?

When his inner circle tells him to gopher it!

Who should you crown as the king of Fat Tuesday?

The person who is the life of the Mardi!

Did you hear that it's supposed to rain chickens and ducks on National Weatherperson's Day?

What a fowl way to spend their holiday!

Why should you order a burger on Fat Tuesday in New Orleans?

They serve the best French Quarter pounders!

What do you call two people who fall in love on Valentine's Day in South Korea?


What did Sir Mix-a-Lot say during the last play of the Super Bowl?

Oh my gosh Becky, look at that punt!

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping on his birthday?

Because he couldn’t lie!

Did you know that February is Humpback Whale Awareness Month?

I'm not shore if I will celebrate, but I whale let you know.

What kind of fish do Catholics eat on Fridays during Lent?

Holy Mackerals!

Why should you strive to be like the Mardi Gras Parade?

It always has the right moves!

What did Marie Antoinette always say on Fat Tuesday?

Let them eat King cake!

Fantastic February Jokes for Kids to Bring Loads of Laughs

February jokes for kids are perfect for the playground! Parents can also use them as festive lunchbox jokes for their kids to enjoy all month long. No matter how you use them, get ready to giggle.

What do you call a fuddy-duddy born at the beginning of February? An Asquareius!

Why is February 10th the quietest day of the month?

It's the calm before the score!

What did the florist say to the man who saw the cost of roses in February?

Are you bouquet sir?

Why do crawfish avoid getting into fights in February?

They don't want to end up in hot water!

What do you call a fuddy-duddy born at the beginning of February?

An Asquareius!

Why does coffee always taste better in the second month of the year?

It's Feb-BREW-ary!

What do you call an amphibian born on February 29th?

A leap frog!

What do you do at the end of the last day of February?

You March on!

Why can you trust no one in the second month of the year?

It’s Fib-ruary!

What does someone's tombstone read when they die between February 19th and March 20th?

Rest in Pisces

What should you wear on February 29th to stay safe?


How do you describe a frog in a Leap Year?

Very hoppy!

Can February March?

No, but April May!

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Festive February Knock-Knock Jokes That Will Keep You Guessing

Knock-knock jokes are classic quips that use seemingly random words to reveal a festive sentence. These February jokes are bound to surprise and delight you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Pun who?
Punxsutawney Phil is about to predict the weather!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Bayou who?
Bayou a drink for Mardi Gras?

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cocoa who?
I'm cocoa-nuts for Valentine's Day chocolates!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Soup who?
Soup-er Bowl Sunday is the best time to stew over football scores!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cue who?
Cue-pid's arrow is pointed at you!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Row who?
Row-ses are red, chocolates are sweet, this Valentine's Day can't be beat!

February Puns to Perfectly Caption Your Parties

Our list of February quips would be incomplete without some silly wordplay for you to post or tweet! These fabulously corny February puns are sure to bring lots of fun.

Don't be like a crawfish this Mardi Gras. They are all hot and buttered!
  • The huddle is real.
  • Don't punx things up, Phil. 
  • He rose to the occasion.
  • I like Valentine's Day candies a choco-LOT!
  • Quarterbacks make the best snap decisions.
  • I feel the need, the need for beads!
  • I'm touchdown for anything! Punt intended.
  • What in carnation is this? A bouquet on Valentine's Day!
  • Be like the groundhog this February — just gopher it!
  • I like big punts and I cannot lie!
  • When it comes to finding people love, I think Cupid just wings it.
  • This Mardi Gras, I want to stand bayou!
  • Don't be like a crawfish this Mardi Gras. They are all hot and buttered!
  • I can heart-ly wait for Valentine's Day!
  • Punxsutawney Phil knows what he's doing, without a shadow of a doubt.
  • Super Bowl Sunday brings nacho average snack spread!

February Jokes & Puns Are So Much Fun

With so much to celebrate, it's hard not to be happy this month! However, if you're looking to bring some extra laughs to your gatherings, February jokes and puns can bring some added amusement. And if you are looking for more laughs, make sure to check out our Valentine's Day jokes for kids and Super Bowl jokes. 

50 Funny February Jokes & Puns to Keep You Laughing All Month Long