90 Halloween Puns That Are Simply Eerie-sistable

These Halloween puns are so Franken cute! Get ready to giggle with these hauntingly fun puns.

Published September 29, 2023
Boy holding a halloween basket

As we enter into the spookiest time of the year, you would be batty not to take advantage of the many eerie-sistable opportunities you have to use Halloween puns! From trick-to-treating tours to boo-tiful holiday decor and all the hijinx in between, funny Halloween puns can bring a lot of fun.

Here are some scary good sayings to help you celebrate All Saint's Eve!

Cute & Funny Halloween Puns That are Purr-fect for Any Occasion

Who doesn't love a Halloween play on words? These funny phrases are sure to scare up some laughs this holiday!

Halloween is a time for creepin' it real
  • Happy Howl-oween!
  • Halloween is a time for creepin' it real.
  • Orange you glad it's Halloween?
  • Fangs for the memories.
  • I get by with a skittle help from my friends.
  • Enjoying some time with my sin-ghoul ladies!
  • Have you checked your horrorscope lately?
  • All hail the Hallow-Queen!
  • Happy Meowloween!
  • A scare is born!
  • Halloween hijinx are always a gourd idea!
  • You've ghost to be kidding me?! It's Halloween already?
  • It's the most wonderful time for some fear!
  • What ghost around, comes around.
  • Halloween is definitely pumpkin to talk about!
Fast Fact

Every good joke incorporates a clever pun or play on words. What this means is that if you are looking for more witty wordplay, Halloween jokes can be a great source of inspiration!

Superb Skeleton & Bone Puns That Will Tickle Everyone's Funny Bones

Looking for some humerus Halloween puns? Skeleton-themed quips are always a classic choice!

  • No guts, no glory!
  • Bone-jour!
  • Bone appetit!
  • Straight outta’ coffin.
  • Talk about a hip joint!
  • Get ready for some skele-fun!
  • Bad to the bone.
  • Will you marrow me?
  • Bone to be wild!
  • I may have a skel-fie problem!
  • Talk about lazy bones!
  • It's the skeleton crew tonight.
  • I got tibia honest ... I find Halloween to be a bone-chilling occasion!
  • Can anybody find me some body to love?
  • I can see right through you!

Giggle-Worthy Ghost Puns That Are Simply a Scream

Feel like you are experiencing deja-boo? Don't worry — you don't need to repeat your go-to ghost puns! We have some fa-boo-lous phrases to pair with your party posts!

Check out the ghostess with the mostest!
  • If you've got it, haunt it.
  • Fasten your sheet belts!
  • Let me lift your spirits!
  • Thank goodness it's Fright-day!
  • You could say that I'm a bargain haunter.
  • Boo-yah!
  • Where my ghouls at?
  • Time to boo-gie!
  • What a spook-tacle!
  • I'm here for the boos.
  • Goblins are a ghouls best friend!
  • Check out the ghostess with the mostest!
  • What ghost around, comes around.
  • Don’t serve spirits after midnight. It only brings boo-d news!
  • #Squadghouls

Whimsical Witch Puns to Put Everyone Under Your Spell

Bewitching words are a bold way to show off spirit for the Halloween season! These pythoness puns are sure to witch everyone a haunted Halloween!

  • Spells like teen spirit.
  • Witch way to the haunted house?
  • This Halloween is wicked awesome!
  • Broommates for life!
  • Check out this brewtiful night!
  • Did you know there is a bun in the coven?
  • Witch me luck!
  • Spell yeah!
  • Talk about witchful thinking.
  • Bewitcha in a minute!
  • Talk about a late broomer!
  • Dreaming of being witch and famous.
  • Witch, please!
  • #RestingWitchFace
  • Wishing you a hex-tra special Halloween!

King-Size Trick-or-Treat Puns to Bring the Sweetness

Be scareful how you use these funny Halloween puns! They could get you a lot of candy while you are off on your trick-or-treating adventures or they could lead to some ghoulish tricks!

Halloween puns are the best ways to get some Snickers!
  • It's time to trick or treat yo' self!
  • These treats are simply eerie-sistable!
  • Starbursting for trick or treat fun!
  • I can't reese-ist trick or treating! 
  • Twix or treat!
  • Best fiends and fun-sized candy are a fine combination!
  • Here's to good candy and a wonderful hex life!
  • Halloween night is always crunch time!
  • Hey, ghoul, hey! Can you send some candy my way?
  • Trick or treat! A ghoul’s gotta eat!
  • Halloween: Exorcising my right to eat all the candy!
  • Find candy fright this way!
  • Halloween puns are the best ways to get some Snickers!
  • These Halloween puns will definitely come in candy!
  • We are going to be goblin candy all night long with this haul!

Halloween Love Puns to Show Off Your Spirit for the Season

If you fell in love with All Hallow's Eve at first fright, these Halloween puns are sure to bring delight!

  • Having a fang-tastic time!
  • It's the most wonderful time for some fear!
  • Halloween is a howling good time!
  • This holiday is bat to the bone!
  • Me and my boo love us some Halloween!
  • Time to boo-gie and get some candy!
  • Halloween is the most boo-tiful time of the year!
  • I'm in the Halloween Fang Club!
  • Howl you enjoying this Halloween?
  • Mummy of the year! 
  • Batty about Halloween!
  • Love at first bite!
  • Witching you the happiest of Halloweens!
  • Everything I brew, I brew for you!
  • October is over tomorrow, but look on the fright side! At least it is a spook-tacular Halloween night!

Funny Halloween Puns Always Bring a Gourd Time

Halloween puns are perfect for social media posts, holiday cards, and fall letter boards that you can display in your home. If you want to continue the excitement of the season for a bit longer, also check out our fall jokes for a pile full of laughs!

90 Halloween Puns That Are Simply Eerie-sistable